January 2009
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“Ang nagbabasa ng Twilight — Hiphop!”
– Tado
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Try to imagine your balls caught in the zipper. The sight will be very terrible but the pain will be worse. Now, look at your face while bearing the pain. You’ll just say “Oh shit! My face looks like my balls now.” Even the toughest guys would fall down to their knees if this happened to them. Balls make every men vulnerable.
But the worst pain of a man will not be from those...
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It was a Sunday morning. You woke up alone inside your home which was unusual. You thought of stripping and lying naked on the floor feeling the cold with your bare butt. Instead, you opened your laptop and ate brunch with your mechanical girlfriend. You did a li’l household chore and barely burned the calories you consumed the whole week. Only portions of sweat broke out from your...
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“Anyone can be a designer, but not all can be an artist.”
“No one is flawless. They just know how to hide their flaws.”
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“I”m married to the person I’d be jerking off to.”
– by Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy
I’m forcing myself to think. All I have is nothing. Am I tired? Am I bored? Am I not getting enough sleep? Not really. I need inspiration. I need financial motivation…
and a lot of sleep!
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Here it is again. I feel it brewing within my veins. It’s the season which I hope it’s not. If I can only turn back time with a snap of my fingers. But no, I don’t have magic. I only have the power of positive thinking. All I can do now is chant…
I LOVE MY JOB. I LOVE MY JOB. I LOVE MY JOB. I LOVE MY JOB…
“Be horny not corny.”
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With heavy baggage on my back, my feet with a mind on its own dragged me through cemented walls and tiled floors. I have something at the back of my head which I can’t remember, maybe because my eyes can’t rotate 360 degrees that’s why I can’t see it. So I decided to look for something else yet it consumed my time coz for some reason, I can’t get through.
Now, I...
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